Umm…I know mum mum that you’ve just cleaned my bum bum, which took an hour, because you had to bathe me in the sink, change my clothes as my poopy went all the way up to my back and shoulders defying the rules of gravity, then you wiped me dry with those expensive organic wipes and put this nice smelling lotion on me which smells like the flowers on this nappy would smell. Oh, this reminds me, I really like this new nappy. It’s really so comfy! Oh mum mum now you are changing your top with my poopy all over it and washing your hands, but may I ask what’s the rush hun? The new nappy made me so happy that I did another poo, just for you, I love you ❤️
